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Team: Manchester United

Where from: Northern Ireland

Favourite player: George Best

Best team moment: Barcelona '99.

Interests: Travelling, National Hunt horse racing, poker and golf

Timezone: (GMT) Western Europe Time, London, Lisbon, Casablanca

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04 Sep 2015 22:04:29
Creme de la menthe! Parlez-vous Norn Iron?

How to speak Norn Iron (very funny)

1.) 05 Sep 2015 14:34:03
Cheers Eds for the accompanying video. I've never felt sympathy for the French before, but God help them if we do the unthinkable, and actually bloody qualify.

2.) 05 Sep 2015 15:00:27
Stickin out stevie




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07 Dec 2018 00:32:57
An article in one of our daily papers questions why there is a lack of fan fury regarding our current malaise.

I felt like directing them to Jaime on the Live Chat 😁.

1.) 07 Dec 2018 08:45:10
One word; APATHY.

2.) 07 Dec 2018 10:01:30
In fairness, I say Jamie would probably throw the cup at your head if you didn’t make the tea exactly how he likes it.

3.) 07 Dec 2018 12:11:26



04 Dec 2018 09:32:52
So, Klopp charged for running on the pitch. Double standards, eh? 😉.

1.) 04 Dec 2018 14:05:02
I don't think you understand Noucamp, Managers aren't allowed to run on the pitch. Players are but uniteds choose not to.

2.) 04 Dec 2018 14:47:00
Very good, redal 😁 Just glad to see our resident conspiracy theorists were wrong on this one. It's a bit sad to see us deflecting from our own troubles by trying to point fingers at other clubs/ the media/ take your pick.

3.) 04 Dec 2018 14:51:29
in what way?

4.) 04 Dec 2018 15:17:53
I thought Klopp was completely out of order -then I read a statistic that he covered more ground and sprinted more than Lukaku, Matic and Pogba had in the SOuthampton game and sort of found a bit of respect for him.

5.) 04 Dec 2018 18:18:07
smokeandmirrors - by assuming that Klopp would get off with it. It's because there's a big anti-Utd/ José conspiracy at work in the EPL, didn't you know?

boyfromburrenway - love it, mate.



01 Dec 2018 14:22:37
Finally, it'll be nice to see us playing with two natural, modern-day full backs.

1.) 01 Dec 2018 14:53:43
Did we sign Cafu and Roberto Carlos? Fits both Jose and Ed requirements. Experienced yet big global names.

2.) 01 Dec 2018 16:36:22
No luck there, Our back 4 is Young Matic/ Mctominay Jones Shaw. I really wonder what hold Lukaku and Matic have on mourinho. They might as well commit murder on the pitch and mourinho will still pick them if they are fit.

3.) 01 Dec 2018 16:43:07
Jose has gone full bonkers again. Looks like a back 3 of McTominay, Jones and Matic. But I wouldn’t be surprised if Herrera is the other defender.

Playing against possibly the worst team in the league, and he puts out that starting 11. Man is an absolute joke, and is trolling fans at this stage. Prize numpty.

4.) 01 Dec 2018 20:00:10
No fit CBs was the reason. Rojo was not fit enough to start.

{Ed025's Note - really DB? think that was the reason for that ineptitude mate?..

5.) 01 Dec 2018 20:36:35
The reason given by JM for the team selection at CB was that Jones was only fit CB, Rojo only made bench but could not start.

There is no excuse for that poor performance Ed25. Club is in a real low point right now. Watching Pogba lose the ball time and time again in the first half made me want to poke my eyes out.

{Ed025's Note - its rotten to the core at the club DB, from the board to the manager the staff and the players, what i see is nothing like anything i have ever seen at united mate..or would ever want to..

6.) 01 Dec 2018 20:56:57
Pogba's whack. Honestly can count the good games he's had on one hand. An that's captain hooks non sword hand.

7.) 01 Dec 2018 20:58:43
He played 5 at the back against, probably, the worst team in the league. He might have been forced to play a cm in defence, but not two. It was a terrible performance that started with a terrible set up.

8.) 01 Dec 2018 21:51:59
I still love our club. Good times will come! . It will just make u appreciate the good times a bit more!



27 Oct 2018 23:16:02
Just wondering if any of the posters on here, ever meet up with each other before or after games.

Taking the young lad over tomorrow, as a treat for his exam results, and I've got time to kill.

It's not a date or anything.

1.) 28 Oct 2018 10:08:37

I don’t go now for various reasons but if I was I would have been happy to meet up. It would be funny trying to identify people, perhaps a copy of a newspaper under the left arm, whispering are you The Beast? Anyone hearing it would likely run, especially if they weren’t the Beast.

{Ed025's Note - love that red man..

2.) 28 Oct 2018 10:12:02
Love it, mate 😁.

3.) 28 Oct 2018 10:24:49
Surely it's Beast, not the Beast. A bit like Madonna.



10 Oct 2018 18:58:31
Just mulling over some old videos of Utd games, and just to while away the time during the international break, thought I'd ask what your favourite player performance has been since you started supporting the club.

Mine isn't very original, but Roy Keane in the 99 Champions league semi-final is, in my view, the single most inspirational individual performance I think I've ever seen on a football pitch.

1.) 10 Oct 2018 19:35:32
100% agree Stevie I read the question and my mind went straight there.

Possibly the most complete individual performance I've ever seen.

2.) 10 Oct 2018 20:20:25
Hard to look past that performance from Keane.

Schmeichel against Newcastle at St James Park. Save after incredible save and then up pops Cantona for the winner. Think that was 1996.

3.) 10 Oct 2018 20:35:19
1984, Barcelona at home, Cup Winners Cup, lost the first leg 2-0, Maradona, Schuster and co meant we were given no chance. Ask anyone who was there that night and there hasn’t been anything quite like it and Robson dragged us over the line. Carried off the pitch on the shoulders of the fans. Watch the video, turn the sound up, I still remember Stapleton scoring the third from where I was standing right in line with him on the Stretford End. Those days there was a crush when we scored, not much touched that night and Robson’s performance.

What came close? Cantona in 96, Schmeichel away to Newcastle in 96, Keane at Juventus in 99, Rooneys debut v Fernabace plus several Ronaldo games in 2009.

4.) 10 Oct 2018 20:42:43
Both of them would be in my top 3 hoggy. robson v barcelona at old trafford would be the third. Was it 84? They are the stand outs for me.
Good question stevie.

5.) 10 Oct 2018 20:46:25
Keano is head and shoulders above but though not one particular game, Cantona seemingly series of goals in our 1-0 wins I alwys think about. Eric really stepped us and everyone around him up a level.

6.) 10 Oct 2018 22:28:56
I am with Red Man.

Robson was brilliant.

7.) 10 Oct 2018 22:48:00
Rooney debut is a great shout redman. Hat trick after his metatarcel injury was some way to enter the stage included a great free kick i think.

8.) 10 Oct 2018 22:49:45
It would have been the complete performance if he didn't get booked deano😂😂.

9.) 10 Oct 2018 22:53:18
Roy Keane v juve.

And if you said one player you'd have back right now it would also be him above them all.

10.) 11 Oct 2018 01:20:19
What about the countless unbelievable performances of eric djemba djemba-how time makes us forget!

11.) 11 Oct 2018 08:16:31
Big norm against the scouse scared the :;"' out of them.

12.) 11 Oct 2018 09:31:01
All good shouts but I do like robbo’s Performance against the scousers Maine rd 85 replay. No better player than captain marvel.

13.) 11 Oct 2018 10:12:04
Yeah, Robbo against Barcelona was up there with the best of them. I think Keane's edges it for me because of the circumstances. On a yellow, knowing he'd miss the final, but still summoning up the drive and passion to get us over the line. What a year that was. So many defining moments.

14.) 11 Oct 2018 10:33:00
Mine has to be scoles and Carrick and there combined display when we thrashed Roma it was one of the best midfield partners display I think I have ever seen they ripped Roma apart!

15.) 11 Oct 2018 10:57:05
Forgot about Barcelona in 1984.

A great game. Think the Stretford End sucked in the 3rd goal.

These games are what being a Utd supporter is all about.
The team sometimes have a mountain to climb but never give up and have a go no matter who the opposition is!

16.) 11 Oct 2018 13:23:46
Steve Bruce against Villa?

17.) 11 Oct 2018 15:48:27
United 4 - 3 Real Madrid

Admittedly we ended up losing on aggregate but 2 great attacking teams, the United fans giving Ronaldo a standing ovation, Becks with a point to prove. Just a wonderful advert for Champions League football. Also really enjoyed a few of the clashes with Arsenal.

18.) 11 Oct 2018 16:06:46
Surely it has to be John O'Shea in the 4-0 win against Spurs in 2007?

Absolutely stunning performance, one of the few times I was lost for words. Lol.

19.) 11 Oct 2018 18:56:28
The booking just made the performance better for me ken it was a true selfless performance .

20.) 12 Oct 2018 10:12:45
Steve Coppell against anyone.




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07 Dec 2018 10:09:58
You spelt Schnyder wrong, mate.



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03 Dec 2018 16:54:57
If only for some of the musical gems. Ed002 Who can forget 'Dolly Partons T1ts'? I know I haven't 😁.



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29 Nov 2018 20:40:16
I wouldn't be disappointed with either, though Poch obviously has that bit more experience. Howe would need a good set-up behind him as others have said, but I like what I see with him. Intelligent and forward-thinking. Probably plump for Poch at this stage.



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26 Nov 2018 15:40:52
Agree, Welsh. I've enjoyed watching Wales play lately. Same with Northern Ireland. We used to be awful to watch but got results, focusing on solid defending and set-pieces, but the manager has tried to bring in a much more possession-orientated, attacking style. It hasn't paid off in terms of results yet, mostly because we need a player who can put the ball in the net. We've played Austria, Bosnia and Ireland off the park, but not got the results the football has deserved. That's why our fans are still backing the manager, they can see what the manager is trying to do, and it's close. I think Wales are in the same boat. Unlike the Republic, who have been awful to watch lately as well as not getting results. No surprise they've made a change.



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17 Nov 2018 11:56:53
In. A. Heartbeat.




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09 Dec 2018 18:00:21
Wow. One win against the bottom team, and we're calling out other posters for their honestly held opinions. Is this how far we've dropped? I see the old, 'judging managers/ players on a game by game basis' syndrome has reared it's ugly head again.



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08 Dec 2018 14:29:10
Hands up how many of us laughed when City bought Sterling.



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07 Dec 2018 14:26:54
Bring back Saint and Greavsie!



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06 Dec 2018 16:34:15
Quality was awful at times, and some horrendous mistakes, but paradoxically that made for an exciting game. I agree with others - a front line of Rashford, Martial and Lingard will cause teams problems, with their pace and willingness to run at defender's. And with experience and age, comes more composure and footballing intelligence. I was gutted when Lingard was brought off, because his energy and the runs he makes off the ball, are vital to our attack at this time.



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06 Dec 2018 16:28:52
Did no-one notice him getting caught in possession, dallying on the ball last night? And not just last night. Problem is, he doesn't have the pace to recover when this happens, and ends up losing the ball in a dangerous position, or giving away a silly free kick because he's had to haul his opponent back.