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21 May 2026 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Why I Think Liverpool’s Issues Start With Slot
14 Apr 2026 07:39:01
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Slot, backing, and a big summer rebuild
21 Jan 2026 07:39:06
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Liverpool's Pre-Season Concerns Overblown Despite World Cup Disruption
24 Aug 2025 07:39:03
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Liverpool FC - Stand Out u21s
1.) 24 Aug 2025 11:19:37
Given it is MK's wedding today I think he was clearly doing a lot of procrastinating yesterday ?
Best of luck in Married life buddy.
10 Apr 2025 07:39:03
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Liverpool FC - Possible Replacement Players
1.) 10 Apr 2025 11:11:00
Looks like his Mrs has had to change the sheets again after MK has had another wet dream?.
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07 Mar 2025 12:51:21
I came here looking for Shappy because he's still ignoring me in our WhatsApp chat, but this has blown my mind. You've listed most of your squad and managed to miss off two of the biggest issues; Martinez and Mount.
You're carrying too many non-contributors. Shaw, Malacia, Martinez and Mount are the priorities to replace. Followed by Evans, Casemiro and Eriksen who are OAP's and shouldn't be anywhere near a Premier League football pitch. You literally just need to replace those 7 players as a starting point and then you'll be able to fairly judge the others in a years time.
Sancho, Rashford and Antony you just have to write off. They're no longer United players far as I've concerned but you've already replaced them. You have Bruno, Garnacho and Diallo for the inside forward/ AM positions and Hojlund, Zirkzee and Obi for your striker positions. Replace Mount so you have a 4th option behind the strikers and then back your youth. Otherwise you'll just end up with another Carreras/ Gomes situation, where you're kicking yourselves for not being patient.
You've listed like 17 people there mate. That's a squad that's won 2 trophies in 2 years when playing to their strengths. Amorim is just trying to instil a new system without a pre-season amidst an injury crisis. United can't keep tearing up the entire squad every couple of years. That's why you are perpetually in transition.
I really don't think that Onana, Bayindir, Maguire, Lindelof, Dalot, De Ligt, Zirkzee, Hojlind, Garnacho etc are immediate issues. Just by the mere fact they'll go on the pitch and fight for the badge (unlike the 7 players I've listed who can't get on the pitch to fight or are too old to fight when they do) . I get it's been a hard season and guys like me poking fun at you probably doesn't help, but you've got to rise above it and support your team. You can't realistically believe that throwing out 16 players (not even including Martinez, Mount and Antony) in the next 12-18 months is a legitimate approach.
16 Jun 2018 21:03:40
You lads were fantastic today. You'll have to get a few more of the United posters to come along next year. Huge shout out to Ken for buying one of the kits, but all 3 of you were top blokes.
I might come onto your pages a bit more often than I have though. I enjoy the banter too much!
17 Nov 2017 06:32:07
Cheers ken. I think Vardy probably will but it would be a massive shame if he takes the spot of a talented young striker who could gain much more from the experience.
16 Nov 2017 20:45:11
Hi Shappy. Hope i'm welcome here as this was actually written by myself (i know i'm technically a sworn enemy! )
If i could literally pick whatever squad i wanted, the only change I'd make to your list is I'd take Solanke, Young and Loftus-Cheek instead of Butland, Rose and Lallana. Aside from that I'd say i agree 100% with everything you've said. I do think Lallana is better than Lingard, but neither will start and Lingard offers far more of an impact off the bench and is a bigger goal threat which England lack at times.
As you say, i don't think any 3rd choice keeper has ever played. If they have, it was just to give them a game rather than because it was required! What are the odds on 2 keepers going down in 3-7games? Insanity to take 3 in my opinion, as it completely wastes a position in the squad. Out of 21 outfield players, nobody can tell me that at least one of them isn't an okay goalkeeper. From my experience, there is usually an outfield player who is better than the actual keeper, but just considered to good to stand in between the sticks! I know Jagielka used to be handy in goal (no pun intended) .
Just to add, i meant my bit about Phil Jones affectionately! He is a decent lad and a good player. If we play a back 4 at any stage, I'd go with Bertrand-Jones-Stones-Gomez. Jones is the only warrior type defender England have who isn't useless. He's actually developed into a good defender.
Thank you for reading and taking the time to reply though mate.