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11 Feb 2026 05:08:19
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11 Feb 2026 02:36:40
I do hope we start Yoro against Everton over Maguire. Need pace in the backline to play a higher line. Can't break teams who are happy to counter otherwise, which is what I suspect Everton will do.
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11 Feb 2026 06:05:21
I think Carrick fell into a bit of naivety naming the same team for all 5 games, yes they have done very well, but the very best make tweaks against different teams as required Carrick got a bit caught up riding a wave of the last 4 games, when alarm bells should have rang and a few tweaks should have been made, yes it’s hard to change a winning team but that’s what sorts the real managers from the pretenders….
Having said that hopefully he learns from it and we move on, we escaped with a point, now few tweaks for the next…. I appreciate what he got on the bench and squad is poor, but just a change is sometimes good enough.
I think him and staff will realise this and not follow the nativity of RA and never learn.
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10 Feb 2026 22:36:08
The unbeaten run under carrick continues. Not the great performance but a decent point away from home against a team in decent form who are fighting for their lives. We always struggle away to West Ham so we all knew that this was a hard game.
Happy to sesko again, great finish…near 2 week break now b4 Everton so plenty of time for rest and recuperation and some work on the training pitch too! then it’s the final push towards the end of season.
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10 Feb 2026 22:49:23
Disappointing results tim wan bissaka with the usual goal line clearance against us first thoal was crucial and unfortunately Martinez switched off again.
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10 Feb 2026 23:23:20
Mistake not starting Sesko. Amad shouldn’t have started as his main threat is pace and beating his man but there was no space, and never was going to be. They were compact and fluid and made it difficult. We needed the first goal and after they scored just sat in.
Hopefully carrick learns - at least should’ve bought Sesko on half time or even 55 mins! 13/15 points from a tough run and top 4 is safe for this week of games. Need to plan for Everton - lack of game time could work against us though - not playing enough.
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11 Feb 2026 01:02:47
Shaw didn't do well in the first instance either. Couldn't deal with the high ball and then took himself out of the play with a missed tackle.
Yoro made two saving tackles. Kept us in the game. Sesko's finish was superb. Kobbie played really well. Mbuemo and Amad couldn't find any space. We'll have the same issue against Everton.
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11 Feb 2026 02:01:05
4 wins 1 draw in 5 is top 4 form. Drawing a tricky away game midweek after short rest is not that big a surprise. Keep moving forward and don't let the nay sayers bring the doom and gloom after a couple of dropped points away from home. This epl is like that this year.
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11 Feb 2026 05:58:32
Don’t matter how we dress it up, trying to mitigate it over 5 games, tonight was very poor performance, which is a worry that we still struggle to break teams down for some reason we just run out of ideas against the lower teams, our forward line looks poor in these games and the build up gets so slow, it’s pedestrian
I appreciate you all think Martinez is a great CB, but he is poor, in fact I would say our whole back 4 and there replacements in this squad are all average at best and not one of them is at the required level, yes they get by but come on be serious not one of them would get in Arsenal squad let alone team and surely as they are top of league that’s who we should measure against and the level required.
Midfield is not our only problem CBs is a real mess.
What was you all saying previously when I said Deligt can’t be relied on because he misses so many games through injury!
For one reason or another the whole back line is just nowhere near good enough.
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10 Feb 2026 10:02:39
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10 Feb 2026 09:32:14
West Ham V Manchester United
West ham have found a little bit of form in recent games winning 4 of their last 5 games. Nuno has been able to galvanize them a little bit. Castelllanos looks a good signing and Summerville is really starting to look a player. They are in proper dog fight down there at the bottom of the table and no doubt they will be doing all they can to get a result at home against us.
However they have a poor record at home losing 8 of their games there this season. And as we have over the seasons, once the home fans start to become discontent, it becomes a very difficult place to play for their own team. But I think they will be somewhat buoyed by their form in recent games.
I expect and intense opening to the game, both teams will come out, going for it, no doubt.
We have seen in recent games, our own intensity level has gone up too and I'm sure they will want to score early. If we can do that, I think we will pick up another win.
I'm going to go 2-1 to us.
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10 Feb 2026 10:01:12
On that big pitch, I expect bruno and the front 3 being able to exploit the spaces.
We have a poor recent record at west ham but i one was ETHs last game and the other DDG chucked the ball in his own net so if Lammens can avoid that i am confident.
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10 Feb 2026 10:39:58
DSG, I was at those games. The ETH one was incredible, we had about 4 clear cut chances.
I think we do well tonight.
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10 Feb 2026 17:11:52
I think it will be a draw tonight. A score draw.
West Ham are in good form. Summerville is on fire and likely to cause United some issues.
United don’t seem to get on that well away at West Ham for whatever reason.
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10 Feb 2026 19:02:03
Fingers crossed for another win…. think it will be too.
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10 Feb 2026 22:33:29
Take the point and run tonight. Not at the races but we kept going and another good finish from Sesko.
Nuno had West Ham superbly drilled giving no space to Bruno, Cunha and Mbeumo tonight.
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11 Feb 2026 01:59:21
posted earlier in the week this was going to be difficult. its an away point and okay with it. missed the game as it started at 1.00 am my time.
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10 Feb 2026 09:33:53
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09 Feb 2026 19:37:39
RIP Liam Miller.
Taken far too young.
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09 Feb 2026 18:32:38
Anyone seen German recently. I miss them.
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09 Feb 2026 20:05:22
Try the Liverpool page with his own fans.
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10 Feb 2026 08:17:45
jeans en suite?
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09 Feb 2026 14:57:05
Whether carrick gets the job full time or not it’s nice to see him getting the plaudits an he’s definitely implementing some new things. Watching MOTD they highlighted a tweak to our setup with mbeumo and amad wide with cunha and Bruno as 2 10s central. Mbeumo was through the middle the previous games.
Just goes to show that he does have variety to his setup and I’m sure Steve Holland is heavily involved in that also. Just so nice to enjoy watching us and the players playing full of joy also. That lad will be praying we win tomorrow so he can finally get a trim 🤣 lol.
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09 Feb 2026 16:56:36
Do you think our Carrick would get more credit if his name was Mikel Carrique? lol.
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09 Feb 2026 18:08:28
Probably, think it’s the same for a number of coaches. The foreign and the mysterious always seems to be more desired and get the plaudits.
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09 Feb 2026 18:43:55
Eurgh I already hate Mikel Carrique. I bet he moans a bunch and has excuses for everything.
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09 Feb 2026 13:40:36
Bruno Fernandes
2nd on the Utd list for 200 goal involements.
Second go Wazza.
Best number 10 in Europe right now.
Remind me how he’s the problem 😂😂😂
Still mind blown by the thinking of United fans lol.
If he carries on this season and United do too, he’s got to be contender for PL POTS (not necessarily win it) . definitely TOTS.
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09 Feb 2026 15:11:23
I'm not always his biggest fan, but his numbers are astounding. Rooney achieved 200 playing in a team of world beaters, Bruno has done it in a whole different environment and situation.
If he stays as a 10, we should keep him and strengthen around him.
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09 Feb 2026 17:00:54
Agreed AJH, it's a no brainer to me. He's been in poor United teams.
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09 Feb 2026 18:24:36
Me personally I'd keep Bruno. My issue is his salary as we have been told they are working the structure to a more manageable level, however it isn't my money and when we secure UCL by lifting the title this season, he has played a big part, we have further funds available and if the club can make it work, he stays on.
Maybe a rolling one year extension. When his output starts to drop, as does his salary, so you aren't stuck with a Salah situation.
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10 Feb 2026 09:02:28
Agreed jimbob. Salah has been dire all year and should be a lesson learnt.
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10 Feb 2026 19:03:04
Was not too bad for Egypt!
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09 Feb 2026 07:39:05
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