11 Aug 2026 14:03:01
Let's all make arses of ourselves and have our best guess at what this season will bring.

Answer the following questions and test your sanity if you dare. ?

Top four:
1. Arsenal
2. Manchester United
3. Liverpool
4. Spurs

UCL winner: Bayern Munich

FA Cup winner: Manchester United

League Cup winner: Man City

Manchester United player of the season: Senne Lammens

Manchester United best summer signing: Andrey Santos

Manchester United top scorer: Bryan Mbeumo

Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Coventry, Hull

Biggest surprise team in the league: Tottenham Hotspur (finish 4th).



Let's see how close we can actually get.

1.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 14:38:44
I'll do a top 5 now that qualifies you for Champs.
Arsenal
Chelsea
City
Liverpool
United

UCL - Madrid
FA Cup - Chelsea
League Cup - Brentford
Biggest surprise - Coventry top half.

2.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 14:52:46
Forgot to add.

Player of the season, Bruno.
Signing of the season, there's only two of them.
Top scorer Mbeumo.

Relegated.
Hull
Ipswich
Leeds.

3.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 15:09:29
Top four:
1. Manchester United - It's happening!!
2. Manchester City
3. Arsenal
4. Spurs

UCL winner: Real Madrid - Jose's first season before it falls off.

FA Cup winner: Spurs.

League Cup winner: Man City.

Manchester United player of the season: Tielmans.

Manchester United best summer signing: Tielmans.



Manchester United top scorer: Sesko. Starting to think that we will not get Hall, so looking at Raum as FB option, and Sesko would love this.

Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Hull, Sunderland.

Biggest surprise team in the league: Manchester United ... 21 is coming!!

4.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 15:19:53
Top 4.
United.
Arsenal.
City.
Chelsea.

FA Cup: United.
League Cup: United.
CL: United.

Relegated.
Hull, Ipswich, Coventry.
United player of the season: Bruno.
Best signing: Santos.
Top scorer: Sesko.
Surprise team: Spurs.

5.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 16:43:00
Ken's been on the sherry.

6.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 17:02:03
Not at all. I'm not putting money on it. But I go in to every game, hoping and expecting to win. If we don't, no skin off my nose.

7.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 19:27:43
Utd
Arsenal
Man City
Villa
Liverpool
Chelsea

Bournemouth
Hull
Ipswich

UCL Utd
FA Cup Utd
League Cup Chelsea

Yeah, a treble and.

8.) 11 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 20:44:34
Top four:
1. Arsenal
2. Manchester City
3. Chelsea
4. Manchester United
5. Liverpool.

UCL winner: Real Madrid.

FA Cup winner: Arsenal.

League Cup winner: Liverpool.

Manchester United player of the season: Bruno Fernandes.

Manchester United best summer signing:
Santos (not much choice at the moment).

Manchester United top scorer: Cunha.

Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Fulham, Hull.

Biggest surprise team in the league: Coventry.

9.) 12 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 22:28:48
Feckin loopy juice on here. Love it.

Utd fill the board, 4 trophies.

Surprise team Arsenal, relegated for the first time in their history.

10.) 12 Aug 2026
11 Aug 2026 23:59:37
Top Four: United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea.

UCL: Barcelona.

FA Cup: Arsenal.

League Cup: City.

11.) 12 Aug 2026
12 Aug 2026 10:09:27
Top four:
1. Man Utd
2. Man City
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea

UCL winner: Man Utd.

FA Cup winner: Man Utd.

League Cup winner: Arsenal.

Manchester United player of the season: Bruno Fernandes.

Manchester United best summer signing: Andrey Santos.

Manchester United top scorer: Bryan Mbeumo.

Three teams to be relegated: Ipswich, Sunderland, Hull.

Biggest surprise team in the league: Coventry avoids relegation.