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24 Aug 2015 07:44:03
Watching the videos above, I've just had a eureka moment.
We need to put a big marathon bet sign in front of goal with a hole in the O. We'll score ever shot then!

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04 Aug 2015 13:35:16
This site is becoming increasingly like an episode of Jeremy Kyle. Some peeps need to get over themselves.

Here's a topic to get back to the footy. ROONEY. Your opinions. Please discuss. ;o)

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1.) 04 Aug 2015 14:23:01
Unfortunately for Rooney, is that he gets compared to Aguero, Costa etc, but as we saw last season he often doesn't get game time as CF.
Would City or Chelsea put their biggest goal threat in CM for long periods? Exactly.

I do not believe that Wayne belongs in the elite bracket of players that he is often associated with. He is a work horse which is endearing to fans, same as Falcao was. (not comparing the two before you pick up on that)

I wouldn't be surprised to see Rooney leave at the end of this season, once he has beaten the goalscoring record of Sir Bobby.


2.) 04 Aug 2015 14:35:39
No not again haha, get better in and phase him out.


3.) 04 Aug 2015 14:38:45
Monkeyballs
I take offence, the Jeremy Kyle show is all about people with no teeth, I have 3 left at the top and 5 at the bottom AND my kids know all 5 of there dads.


4.) 04 Aug 2015 15:13:29
Didn't know Herbie was a girl, fair play.


5.) 04 Aug 2015 15:39:30
Mort I'm a fella.
I've got to sit down and work out where I stand on this.


6.) 04 Aug 2015 17:48:13
I'm not sure if you're a bloke herbie, I'd like you to do a lie detector.


7.) 04 Aug 2015 18:23:28
Jackutd
Last time I took one of them I got £200 for it.
Don't tell anyone though. shhhh.


8.) 04 Aug 2015 18:43:17
Take him out back and shoot him!


 

 

03 Aug 2015 23:31:49
So. Di Maria. Longest medical in the world, or what?

Be gone Ratboy!

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1.) 04 Aug 2015 01:37:12
He is too tired to scratch his small marbles right now. Apparently, he can't seem to locate them!


 

 

19 Jul 2015 23:25:07
OK, so I know the whole David De Gea thing has been done to death and we're all getting fed up with it but.

Does anyone think that Lloris' broken wrist had anything to do with the indecisive nature of whether DDG is moving to Real?

I confess I don't know a lot about all of the keepers we've been linked with but I have done my best to get informed (thanks partially to Jose Moonrinho) and my view hasn't changed. I think Hugo would've been the perfect replacement for Big Dave.

Do the Eds know if there was any approach to Spurs for LLoris before the break? I know we have had interest but that's about it.

Thanks as always.

Monkeyballs

{Ed007's Note - It depends what break you mean, the summer or his wrist?}


 

 

16 Jul 2015 22:57:32
Teams and player pages.

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{Ed002's Note - There are already pages on most of the sites where you can discuss teams and formations/tactics, which answers your first question. There is also a page on player profiles - which you are welcome to contribute to. So it should all be there for you.}


1.) 17 Jul 2015 09:43:26
OK, Ed. Thanks for the response. Appreciated.


 

 

 

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24 Aug 2015 08:52:28
Unheard of. Young. Probably fast-paced. Surely Ronnie will know?

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21 Aug 2015 17:19:13
I'm not sure LVG is into serenading possible targets.

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14 Aug 2015 23:32:39
We are all aware that you like them young, Ronnie. You could've just said fast paced.

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04 Aug 2015 13:38:43
Totally agree with you there Ed004. Hit the nail on the head as far as I'm concerned. TBH I'll be glad when its September and the window is a distant memory and we can focus on the games.

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03 Aug 2015 23:47:11
You really think that everyone that has connections with the club, know what's going on? I very much doubt it, mate.

That being said, we have a shed load of money. But, like someone mentioned in a previous post- Bale has to want to join us.

I would truly love to see Bale in our squad though.

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18 Sep 2015 22:09:56
12, 17, 33, 39, 42, 46

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03 Sep 2015 08:00:05
You call yourself a Jedi, yet you find your truths from a quoted sentence from ESPN?!?

Yoda's just hung himself.

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29 Aug 2015 13:49:42
All down the shins of the opposition.

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28 Aug 2015 12:52:23
Jeff Bridges?

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27 Aug 2015 20:34:16
The only place I can find this is on a spoof news site so I am taking this as a joke and giving you the benefit of the doubt for not being that dumb, mate.

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