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30 Apr 2026 23:12:05
Against Brentford, in the second half we switched to 343. It was an interesting tactic and got me thinking.

Pre Amorim, the talk was of a cohesive structure, to get the club back to playing the way they have in the past. We appointed Amorim because there was talk of City sniffing around if Pep departed. That decision was premature. Amorim was not ready. We all saw that play out, and in part due to his stubbornness to not pivot from the 343, but also because we don't have the cattle for it.
There was no surprise that we let Brentford back into the game.

Back to the point of the post. I still believe we are heading towards this type of system, as we purchased players to suit it and I suspect we will continue that path.



As such, and I am liking this approach, I think having Carrick in place is okay, as we transition via transfer windows to a squad that is capable of playing this system. He proves some stability.

To that point, I don't mind who the manager is, providing we continue our ruthless streak in removing the deadwood, bringing in the necessary players and promoting the necessary youth.

Having a system in ace that allows players and managers to be replaced at ease is exactly where we should be at.

That is what gives me hope in the historical decisions, whether I agree with them or not.

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30 Apr 2026 21:49:03
I know there is talk that Anderson is City bound, but watching him tonight do you not think he is reminiscent of a young Roy Keane? I would pay whatever it took to land him and Gibbs White. Would sort out our midfield for years.

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30 Apr 2026 20:12:28
Have to say am pleased to see Kobbie has signed his new contract, 5 year term to 2031 with a probable option for a 12 month extension.

Seems his salary has increased from £25k per week to about £135k per week basic and bonuses of about £15k. Nice work if you can get it! I would be happy if someone would give me £25k a week.

To think that not long back he was pushing for a loan move to Napoli and we could of well of lost him permanently. Am not saying he is the ultimate definitive answer, but he certainly has high potential and I for one am very pleased we should see the fulfilment of that potential at O. T.

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30 Apr 2026 22:03:12
He also looks like he's getting back to his best, and his best is pretty good.

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30 Apr 2026 22:56:45
I am glad he has signed and come down from his initial reported 180k demands. He has the skillset to be one of our highest paid players, but I really want to see him kick on in terms of his mazy run we saw against Brentford.

It is a positive step, though.

Make no mistake.

Next, we need to get him a suitable Casemiro replacement to ensure it gives Mainoo the protection he needs to get the best out of him. It is why the likes of Baleba make a lot of sense, providing we don't get our pants pulled down by Brighton.

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C U Next Time - I Wanna Be Like You Edition

30 Apr 2026 18:25:33
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Matchday 34 - Quick Round Up

30 Apr 2026 15:47:51
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30 Apr 2026 13:45:24
I believe this is a post on that X Twitter place and worth sharing.
We really need to consider the situation very carefully. Surely Burnley would be beating a path to Carrick's door, yet are supposedly looking at Gerrard and Bellamy.


“The Downfall of Carrick’s Middlesbrough team collapse moments;

• Inconsistency across a long season
• Defensive fragility
• Tactically not adaptable

• Inconsistency across a long season;
Middlesbrough could look good for a couple of games then go on a long stretches of poor performances and dropping points.



• Defensive fragility;
Defensive structure and transitions has recurring concerns, especially when games become chaotic and fast paced. Carrick team tends to: leaves spaces between midfield and defense, vulnerability in defensive transitions and inability to close games cleanly.

• Tactically not adaptable;
When opponents disrupt rhythm, press aggressively, or sit compact, (like Leeds and Newcastle) Carrick looked lost and has no plan B to change the game. ”.

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30 Apr 2026 16:43:30
Yep, big red flag against Carrick that Burnley don't want him. In future, we should cross reference every managerial appointment and player signing with JJ Watt to see if he approves of it.

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30 Apr 2026 17:37:38
Nothing about the fact that Boro sold a lot of their best players?

Selling Spence, Tavernier, Akpom, Archer, Ramsay and not subsequently replacing them might have played a part in his so-called downfall.

Red man, we get it, you don't want him, and I'm not saying he is 'The Man', but he has earned the right for his name to be discussed.

He has done a remarkable job since coming in, and sits at the top of the form chart.

Who do you see as better and more available, by the way? Who do you want?

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30 Apr 2026 18:49:08
People are losing their minds, yes, consider Carrick, but seriously he has had 13 games where we haven't seen a step change in performance. Will people please wake up. Too many are showing an emotional response.

Angel
A long list in front of Carrick. The club needs to conduct a non-emotional process reviewing skill set.

I cannot believe people post there is no one else, only Carrick, yet cannot see how ridiculous that comment is. There are plenty of far more experienced managers with vision. Fed up with keep posting lists tbh.

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30 Apr 2026 19:06:32
Red Man, you're the one who keeps banging on about this over and over again. The club are clearly conducting a non-emotional process because they'd have made his position permanent by now based on results and position in the table.

9 out of 13, and the most points in the Premier League since his appointment, is hard to ignore, yet they have not made any moves. You're winding yourself up and blaming others. 😂

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30 Apr 2026 20:11:25
Red Man, can you give me the long list please?

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30 Apr 2026 20:11:56
Ports, couldn't agree more with all of that.

He's doing it to himself.

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30 Apr 2026 21:18:01
Angel,
RTFP

Ports,
Wow, did well as a temp, wow, 9 wins, let's rush to put him in full time.

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30 Apr 2026 21:58:58
Red Man, RTFP 😂 They're not rushing despite results. I'm not sure you even know what you're getting wound up about now. 😂

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30 Apr 2026 22:04:52
Jeez Red Man, this is becoming an obsession for you. I find Carrick underwhelming, but who is on your long list?

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30 Apr 2026 22:05:18
I am also keen to understand who is in this long list of available and suitably experienced managers with vision.

Then, we can genuinely debate the merits of each.

I have no preference at this moment in time until we know who is realistically available.

It may well be that Carrick is genuinely the best available from the pool and who wants to be at United.

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30 Apr 2026 22:06:43
The same people who want Carrick, wanted Ole. Says it all, really.

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30 Apr 2026 22:20:14
Who said they want Carrick in this thread, Sepp?

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30 Apr 2026 22:30:51
Carrick has done a great job getting the club back on track, but to put this simply, if Carrick had no ties to utd, and the decision makers are looking for the next Manchester United manager, would Carrick be on the list? I'm pretty sure the answer would be no.

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30 Apr 2026 23:21:51
If whoever that person was came in with the club struggling, and won 9 out of 13, and got us comfortably into the CL places with 4 games to go, then yes, they would 100% be considered.

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29 Apr 2026 22:29:57
It's a long way to go yet, but I do feel that this squad is showing the green shoots of a potential title winning team in the future.

Senne Lammens has been a phenomenal signing for us, he is already one of the best keepers in the league already (highest xG prevented in the league), and he will only get better.

Ayden Heaven in the last couple of games has shown just how much of an absolute bargain he was for 1m (3 weeks of Alexis Sanchez's wages). He looks like with a little polishing he could be a monster in defence for us for the next decade.

Kobbie Mainoo is playing himself back into the kind of form that got so many United fans excited when he burst onto the scene in the senior team.

Benjamin Sesko has also quietly gone about settling into English football very effectively. He has all the attributes needed to be a superstar, and even when his form in front of goal hasn't been great he still is effective for the team with his work rate and goal threat.

That is a spine of a team that if they all reach their potential (and I'm fairly confident they will) that could challenge for all the major honours.

Add to them Leny Yoro who I still believe will become a top player (settling into the EPL as a teenage CB was always going to be tough). Let's not forget that Saliba needed to spend time back on loan in France before he could come back and become the stalwart he is for Arsenal.


As well as Amad Diallo, who despite a slight down season from him looks like a future superstar.

That's 6 young lads who are all 3-4 years away from entering their peak years.

While there are other potentially great players in the Academy, JJ Gabriel for example, looks as close to nailed on to become a star as you can get from youth football.

I really like this side, I like what INEOS are building on the pitch, and I'm confident that they will continue to get more signings right over the next couple of windows than they get wrong.

The future looks bright.

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30 Apr 2026 06:36:18
We still need to do a good job in the transfer window, and we, as fans, shouldn't expect a title-winning team so soon.

I would honestly be happy if we qualify for the CL next season, perhaps having a good run in some of the cups, considering the amount of games we will play and how thin our squad is at the moment.

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30 Apr 2026 06:53:12
Shappy,

Yes, to a point. Heaven looks a real player to me, high potential, even Rio-level vibes. Amad is a concern, not seeing the development yet that we would expect.

They need to get the manager appointment right or we won't maximise the potential.

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30 Apr 2026 08:35:26
I agree on some of the core pieces that we have in the team for the next few years. Heaven and Yoro look like they could be a quality pairing in a couple of years, but, likely next year, we need an older, reliable player alongside either of them. Hopefully fewer injuries in the back line, and we could rotate between these.



Lammens could mean we have the GK position locked up for the next decade, with still some upside development to come.

If we can get the CM positions sorted this summer alongside Mainoo, then we could have a real spine that could have us challenging for trophies.

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30 Apr 2026 09:51:00
I think we are a rb and an athletic, combative cm away from having a challenging starting 11. If we get a cb and lb in as well, then a starting 11 you could argue would be favourites. To be real challengers, we need to be better with recruiting the squad players.

I've seen some of the criticism towards Carrick has been his use of substitutes during games, but to be fair, when you look at the bench, there is not a lot to turn to.

Ugarte? Zirkzee? Malacia? Mount? (I actually rate Mount, I just wish he could keep some form of fitness). Yoro is still learning his trade, Lacey is just coming into senior football.

Once Dorgu is fit, Cunha is fit, and you replace Ugarte, Malacia and Zirkzee, suddenly, when everyone is fit, the squad looks very healthy.

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30 Apr 2026 09:53:11
Interesting piece, Shappy. I agree with almost all, but can you help me with my issue - Sesko. Maybe he hasn't had enough play, and it's just his 1st season, with me judging harshly, but .....
I really wish I see what you see, but so far I do not :( What am I missing, between his current displays and future superstardom. His performances so far remind me of players like Zigic, Jan Koller, Benteke; perhaps a step above Crouch and Carrol, but nowhere near Zlatan, Batigol, RvP, Ruud, Lewa, Kane etc.

I hate to say this, and hope I am wrong, but I think he will peak into a Giroud-class player.

And BTW Amad at 24 isn't that young any more and his progress has stalled.

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30 Apr 2026 10:34:29
I'm good with a Giroud-class player, Mbd. 😂

I think he has looked great and is a massive upgrade on Hojlund. With even better players, I think he will easily grab 20+ goals a season. He's got 10 from 29 games already this season.

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30 Apr 2026 12:17:44
Agree with a fair bit of that, Shappy.

I think we finally have a pivotal window for the club, for a number of reasons.
- (assumption here) CL football to help attract the best players.
- Opportunity to get rid of (most of) the random signings, either by selling or because of contracts expiring. That frees up a lot of spots and wages.
- The hope that some of the squad players we need to cope with a busier schedule can be found from the youth, provided we have a manager that's willing to take a chance, e.g.

Vitek, Amass, Lacey, and the continued progress of Yoro, Heaven, Amad, and Mainoo.

That should mean the club should, and can, go all-out to attract players that will improve the first XI. CM (at least 2, ideally 3), followed by full-backs, is the clear priority. Am hopeful there's budget for at least 5 quality signings, but a lot will depend on the owners' ambition. This window will tell us if we are happy competing for CL spots or titles.

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30 Apr 2026 15:04:14
How many strikers in world football do you think are better now than peak Giroud was?? Not many!

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29 Apr 2026 14:45:07
Hope we buy some quality fullbacks to deal with these monstrous wingers in the CL next season. 😂

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30 Apr 2026 09:55:05
That did not help PSG much, Olise used that left flank as if Mendes wasn't even there, and Mendes is one of the best if not the best LBs in the world currently. :D :D Lol !!!

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Liverpool v Crystal Palace - A Quick Liverpool Perspective

29 Apr 2026 07:39:02
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28 Apr 2026 20:54:56
Half time in the CL final PSG v Bayern.
It's like watching a different game to the robotic EPL. End to end 2 teams attacking to win. Brilliant attacking technical ability on display. Some suspect defending but primarily down to great attacking play.

Dodgy pen at the end of the half.
Often a second half can see the pace slow a bit, hopefully more of the same though. A great advert for football so far.

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28 Apr 2026 21:08:04
Tbh Ken, I'm gutted. I've got HBO Max but not Prime, so I can't watch tonight's game... Instead, I'm stuck with Arsenal v Athletico. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Seems like I'm missing a classic!!

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28 Apr 2026 21:39:29
I was going to post the same, Ken. It demonstrates exactly why some of us are anxious about the results-are-all-that-counts mentality and about ignoring how negative our football has become.

If we're to bridge the gap to these two teams, we need to have a much more proactive approach.
Both teams are so well balanced, a joy to watch, and a blueprint for what we need to follow.

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28 Apr 2026 22:02:14
Cracking game of football. Both teams went for it, could have been 8-8. Neither sat back at any stage of the game, they backed themselves to get more goals.

Side note, can't see Enrique wanting to leave that squad, they're quality.

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28 Apr 2026 22:13:55
I dunno, Mumbles. I think he definitely stays if they win CL again because he can set a record with them then, but it's not impossible if they don't.

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28 Apr 2026 23:17:44
Well, it didn't slow down. Super stuff. Players that are not afraid to take risks. Players that don't have the life and soul coached out of them. Players that put an emphasis on skill and technique. Players that make you jump out of your seat.
The EPL is all brawn over brain. Very competitive athletes.

There are some exceptions, and some really great players, but due to the culture of the game in England, they don't get to flourish and showcase their skills as much.
In Europe, even the best EPL teams often come out on top, but not often do they produce the most entertaining play.

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28 Apr 2026 23:26:39
We need fewer games, I think. The EPL has so many closely matched sides that everyone is at 70% throughout. Only Man City have aimed at having the players peak for the latter part of the season - because they can. An 18-team EPL would help.

But, some reduction in CL games, too. I'm not inclined to compliment US sports, but they are much more aware of the spectacle, and there has been very little change in their main sports on the number of games over the years.

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29 Apr 2026 10:08:58
You're absolutely right, Ken. The Premier League has shown that if you're an athlete first, footballer second, you can succeed.

There's more than one way to win a football match, but there is something wonderful about watching two teams go punch for punch.

5-3 last night, and Enrique brought on Barcola for Doue, hoping his face could get in behind Bayern. It didn't pan out, but there wasn't a thought in his head to bring on another defender. His first thought was how he could hurt Bayern and get another one.

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29 Apr 2026 15:15:35
Last night was the best game of football I've seen in years. It was a shame that it wasn't the CL final. There was constant end-to-end action. It was like being back at school, playing footie at lunchtime, all about scoring goals, regardless of the actual score.

Those two teams set the benchmark for football last night!

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