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19 Oct 2026 21:42:38
Slim pickings in defence for tomorrow night. As it stands
Martinez (doubt 50/50)
Shaw (doubt 50/50 unspecified)
Yoro (suspended)
Deligt (out)
Heaven (doubt illness hopeful)
Dalot (available but hopeless)
Maguire(available)
Maz (available)
Dorgu (out hamstring)
So only 3 available for sure heaven would make 4.


Hopefully one or both of shaw and martinez are available.
Not a Great set of options at the best if times but with more than half of them out it gets worse.
On Sunday we had a rb playing lb.
A cb playing rb.
A rb playing cb
If you didn't laugh you'd cry.

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19 Oct 2026 22:43:13
It's a good job we are not playing tomorrow then!

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19 Oct 2026 22:56:35
Im not sure if i thought today was Tuesday or we were playing Tuesday 🤣either way you're right the more time the better.

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19 Oct 2026 21:02:29
For me the standout replacement if Carrick is sacked (and I hope Carrick can turn things around) is Emery

doesn't panic loses his best players but replaces them with good ones and bloods youngsters too.

His teams play with intensity and a recognisable style.

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19 Oct 2026 21:30:10
That and he's proven at Premier League and European level. Standout candidate if we r anyway serious.

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19 Oct 2026 22:17:59
Emery is better than our current status. Ask yourself, why would he leave Villa?

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19 Oct 2026 23:17:11
If, and it's a big if, if he is properly supported the ceiling for him is far higher at United plus with due respect to Villa we are a far bigger club with huge tradition and fan base.

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19 Oct 2026 14:50:40
I, for one, did not want to get rid of Amorim.

ED, any chance of a poll, please, to assess the assertion byPspence84.
Who would you prefer to be in charge now?
1. Amorim.
2. Carrick.

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Manager poll

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19 Oct 2026 15:56:07
For me this is such a pointless topic because at the end of the day it was Amarim who got himself sacked. There was no real pressure on him and he did that crazy interview and was reported to be ranting behind the scenes, so it was untenable for him to stay.

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19 Oct 2026 16:34:58
Douglas, your opinion on this is pointless. The request for the poll is a result of Pspence suggesting the majority here wanted him gone, but now consider him to be a god.
The poll has nothing to do with the why and how. Read the question. Simples.

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19 Oct 2026 17:19:25
Fizz. The question was simply:

Who would you prefer to be in charge now?
1. Amorim.
2. Carrick.

It's a pointless debate.

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19 Oct 2026 17:52:56
That was a pointless exchange in a pointless debate! :D.

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19 Oct 2026 17:57:55
Amorim sacked himself by playing Fernandes in CM.

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19 Oct 2026 18:13:39
RA was as useless as Carrick, both lack experience needed, both play dire football both got awful % wins, neither had any EPL experience.
Both lack communication skills for different reasons
Both lack in game management
Both lack plan B.

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19 Oct 2026 18:19:37
Being pointless is what got us into this mess in the first place.

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19 Oct 2026 18:42:28
Key you're on it today🤣.

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19 Oct 2026 16:28:16
True Douglas. He wanted the best for the club and fought for it. The current clown doesn't have the balls to stand up and fight and asks his players to speak up rather than himself. Spineless and that's the reason he is still in the job and taking us down to the championship.

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19 Oct 2026 18:01:45
Can we add a third option. Anyone but Carrick.
God he is so bad it isn't funny.
On every metric, he is at best a 2/10.
Someone press the button and end this nightmare.

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19 Oct 2026 19:25:00
Can't vote on this one. I would have preferred neither. Amorim's record was terrible and he was just as unadaptable as Carrick. Both were/are not managers but head coaches, and I think the rub lies in that.. unless one has a great DOF and a club with the funds to acquire top players the club is unlikely to be challenging for major titles.

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19 Oct 2026 14:51:27
Amorim has given an interview released over the weekend, with the second part coming on Wednesday. It's in the Portuguese press there are some translations online. The Man United parts are really interesting.
The Manchester United job came, but the rumours said that you wanted to complete the season with Sporting and go to Manchester in the summer?

It's true, it's true.

Yet you found yourself in Manchester? How?

It's really simple, the offer was "we really believe in you, we want you, but come now or we'll find somebody who will".

Wow

Yes, and believe me when I say I wanted Manchester United. It's a huge club, a club with such history, one of the really special teams in football. In a bad moment, sure, but I believed so, so much that I can be the one to help turn it around. When the offer arrives instantly my head was full of ideas: how I can help, a plan for the transfer market, a multi-year idea.

So your mind was made up?

Don't misunderstand me, I was clear that - not just for me, but for the club - that arriving in the summer would be best. On a personal level it's such a big change. You have to change your entire life, your country, your language, your home, your family has to leave their home, their friends, their school, even smaller things like memberships, property, the things you don't think of. And then you get asked to do it overnight with no advanced notice? It's a big step, a huge step. But even more than that I felt, for the club, with the ideas I have, it's going to need a strong preseason, multiple weeks where we can drill the automatisms, the fitness standards, the tactical ideas. To do that mid-season, with a group - a good group, a hard-working group - who aren't used to these ideas? It's tough. Tough for them.

You explained this to Manchester United

Yes. I will be careful with my words but yes I explained it, and the message was "we want you, we want to go with you, to trust you even if it's tough". So hearing that, it's enough for me. I want the club so much, I want Manchester United, I had such pride imagining it. So when I hear this message I said "Yes, I'll do it, I'll change everything overnight". That's how much I wanted it.

And it was tough?

Yes. I felt it would be. Trying to change everything, and I really mean everything in the club, while you're playing matches? It's like changing your tyres while you drive on the motorway. Even with the best intentions it's hard. But week by week I felt like "yes it's happening, we're learning, the fitness is getting better" and then you hit a hard speed-bump and it feels like it's back to square one. But it wasn't back to square one, it was just a process. I felt like the first season gave us a foundation as a group: trust, familiarity, finding out who's right for the team, who wants to be there, wants to work hard for it. I feel like, looking back, arriving early had some positives. Some negatives too of course. The negatives? I could feel, and I understand it completely, that the patience for the ideas had slipped because of the results and setbacks throughout the season. Not from the players but other people.

The formation was a talking point?

Oh yeah! [laughs] I heard a lot that the system was defensive, but in a perfect world it's the opposite. My intention, my dream, was to bring Manchester United back to the top and to do it with tradition - attacking, fast, entertaining, high pressure football.

Can you explain that more? The system I mean, for Manchester United specifically.

Well, the characteristics of our centre-backs. In the centre, De Ligt or Harry [Maguire]. Two strong guys, great in duels, good organisation. Wide centre-backs, I want them to break the lines with passing or dribbles, to push aggressively for turnovers. Guys like Leny [Yoro], Licha [Lisandro Martinez], Luke [Shaw] and Nous [Noussair Mazraoui]. Wing-backs, this is where I say it's an attacking formation. In my perfect world, wing-backs are wingers who will defend, not defenders who can attack. Amad [Diallo], excellent. Pat [Patrick Dorgu] always improving, a really good guy, hard-worker. My idea was that we needed one or two more in this position. Characteristics? 1 on 1 killers, dribblers, physical capacity to cover the flank. Central midfield my idea is a line-breaker paired with a physically dominant player. For me it was Bruno and Casemiro. In an perfect situation, maybe more athleticism, but I was so happy with these guys.

Sorry to interrupt, but Bruno playing central midfield caused issues?

Not for Bruno. Not for me. I loved how he played the position. I know that he enjoyed it. It's natural for playmakers, as they age, to move further back. I feel like Bruno was so underrated playing this position. Physical capacity, fighting spirit, intelligence. He became a high volume passer, high percentage passer, while still influencing the game so much. Maybe he didn't always play the final pass, but he played so many important passes every game that aren't so recognised by people.

So back to the system?

Yes, so Bruno I've explained. Casemiro is, again, such an intelligent footballer, such a hard worker, a spirit for the team. Together with Bruno it was a good base. Of course, I don't hide that you don't have the athleticism, so you have to adapt the system a little bit for that, but two excellent footballers. Both fantastic picture of the game: when Casemiro arrives in the box, Bruno holds the position, when Bruno is pressing further up the pitch, arriving in the box, Casemiro holds the position. Wide 10's we had Bryan [Mbeumo] and Cunha. In the striker position Ben [Benjamin Sesko]. He's such a good kid, always working, improving, listening to advice, a phenomenal athlete.

And so where do you see the improvements, the changes that can be made to the squad?

I don't want to go over that. I don't think it's helpful.

I'll rephrase, you talked about a multi-year plan. What was the goal? Would the system change?

A midfielder with athleticism. The biggest goal was 1 on 1 dribblers with speed and acceleration, it's something we lacked, it's something I feel we - sorry, they [laughs], it's still habit - lacked for many years. A chaos creator. Either in the wing-back position or as one of the 10's. In the longer term, athleticism in defence. Truly, I don't feel like we were so far away from something special. I know it's easy to say that, I know many people don't see it, but I felt it, and I know many of the players did too.

You never thought of changing the formation when the results were bad?

I thought of it. Believe me I thought of it! [laughs] Like I said, I wanted this so much, I stayed up at nights watching replays of matches, looking at the tiny details, thinking about what I did wrong, how I could do better, how to explain the ideas in a better way. But there's a saying "If you're going through hell, keep going". It doesn't make sense to make the players go through the pain of the adaptation, learning, figuring things out, working so hard to change and then because of some bad results I decide - because I want to make it better for myself - I say to the boys "No, we're playing back-four next week, no pressing, hit on the break". No. That would be a selfish decision, a decision that takes away all the players hard work. Why? To remove pressure from myself? No I'll take the pressure.

My goal was to build a team that can win trophies, who can be at the top for a long, long time, not to have a team that can win some matches in certain fixtures, and then next season we're back where we started. And to build a team like that you start by having tactical principles, enforcing and building standards of fitness, behaviour, mentality. And I felt like we were doing that, even though the results just weren't coming.

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19 Oct 2026 16:39:46
Rewz, RedDouglas has an opinion on Amorim: "For me, this is such a pointless topic because at the end of the day it was Amarim who got himself sacked.".

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19 Oct 2026 18:20:21
He wanted athleticism and pace, yet had Bruno and Cass in Midfield and McGuire Delight and Yoro CBs which I would say not one of them got both .and bought Cunha who got zero pace
Then says Sesko super fit kid, how's that turn out.

The football was awful under RA I don't know where this romantic notion of it was so great come from

He had no plan B and so fixed in his ways

We can all say we want to get United back to the top, but of course it's a pipe dream.

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19 Oct 2026 18:20:32
Interesting to hear it from his perspective. As you know fizz i was very much all in on amorim.
I believed in what he was doing and that's it would improve. With his window i think we would be a lot neutered odf now if we had stick with him.
But we never did and it's history now.
I think Carrick did a brilliant job as interim results wise.
I didn't want him to be appointed as manager but once he was i backed him despite my personal reservations.
But at the moment he has lost any trust or faith i had in him.
I think he was backed into a corner with rashford being kept but imo he should not have been in a matchday squad until we needed him to be.
The players were poorly prepared for the season.


His interviews and expressions don't give me confidence they remind me of ole.
Our play and creatovity is poor.
Playing unfit players is counter productive.
So at the moment i'd rather we change our manager i don't see us winning 6 on the bounce like we need to unless something changes quickly.
He could do with sesko being available and deligt but even allowing for that we should be playing better.
I look at teilimens santos and baleba when they get the ball they are used to runners and players moving for them but we are static and slow. No generating give and go 2 v1s no pass and move with quick acceleration no players bombing past the man on the ball from deep.
No movement is painful to watch.

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19 Oct 2026 19:02:45
Well summed up Ken 👍.

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19 Oct 2026 20:04:23
Don't worry it's a Fresh Start that's how deluded his press conferences are!

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19 Oct 2026 21:10:32
Ken spot on we are generally way too static especially when playing teams with a low block. The old Shankly mantra of "pass and move" is as relevant today as ever. The best teams do it. It's drilled into them so that it becomes second nature.

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19 Oct 2026 07:39:02
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18 Oct 2026 20:49:50
Any coincidence that our best performance of the season (still pretty bleak viewing) was with 5 at the back? Maybe Amorim was on to something after all and just didn't have the players.

If Amorim had Baleba I think things could have been quite different.

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18 Oct 2026 21:40:33
100% JD.
The most sickening part, Wilcox and crew got Baleba (injured), and Carrick is muddling through trying to figure out how to get the best out of the sum of parts Amorim was assembling.

It is comical to watch.

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19 Oct 2026 00:21:54
Wilcox told Amorim to play a back 4 and now he's telling carrick to play a back 5.

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19 Oct 2026 09:25:54
I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. Watching United is a sort of autodestructive behaviour.

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19 Oct 2026 12:17:35
I wish people would stop talking about Amorim like he was a managerial god. Everyone here mostly wanted him gone yet now most change their tune.

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19 Oct 2026 17:59:44
I think your wrong Spence.
The ones that wanted him gone are sat quiet now because Mr 14.3% was their saviour and the footballing intelligence CATW serves up is the worst I've seen in almost 50years.

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19 Oct 2026 18:21:14
I am not quiet. RA was poor really Poor.

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19 Oct 2026 18:22:20
What is CATW. I can't work it out you've used it a few times🤣.

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19 Oct 2026 19:03:24
Carrick at the wheel!

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19 Oct 2026 19:07:16
Jsu, Amorim's football had an end product, in that it was a process, we all knew that from board down to fans. He said as much from the outset. We all knew, from board to fans, we had assembled a squad of misfits, and it would take several transfer windows to reverse those bad decisions.
Yes he got himself sacked, but that was after fan pressure and board not backing him that he self imploded.

With Carrick, there is no vision, the football is the worst we have seen for generations, the players aren't with him and he will be gone soon.

I struggle to see how anyone can make a case for Carrick over amorim.

In every metric Amorim. wins.

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19 Oct 2026 20:08:50
That's the same when people say Lammens is great keeper Yes if you are measuring him against Onana, but the reality is he ain't a great keeper he is OK. RA was exactly that OK I don't get the stars in your eyes RA was great are we forgetting the teams he lost to, the state of our play and after 2 seasons no one could even see a plan B
Carrick is no better, neither should have been anywhere near the level required to manage United, none of them would make any other supposedly top 4 club, Scousers looked at RA and said no thanks for good reason .

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19 Oct 2026 22:19:26
He is a great keeper. Put a crap defense in even the best keepers and they become average..

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19 Oct 2026 23:02:48
I think he is well above average he sees easy too much of the ball start his feet for my liking so will make more mistakes from there.
He same his fair share when not favourite. Would look better with different tactics imo. Still the least of our worries in defence imo.

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20 Oct 2026 00:05:08
People keep forgetting that at the time Amorim was struggling for results, key players were gone for AFCON and we had some injuries, Bruno in particular.

Too bad he got himself sacked, I really believed in him.

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18 Oct 2026 19:05:46
Serious question here? Keen to know what's people's thoughts are should Bruno be left out of the starting lineup for a few games? he's been poor this season and his attitude hasn't been great in terms of how he's dealing with things on the pitch.

For me I'd leave him out, try to build a solid base for a few games and go from there. I know he's our best player but he isn't playing like it and sometimes Its addition by subtraction.

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18 Oct 2026 19:22:23
If you take Bruno out we might as well just give up, you don't take your best player out of any team, what to have Teilemans or Mount in, that's utter ridiculous rubbish.

No he ain't had a great start to the season but who has? Every player in this team been woeful including Carrick and the coaching team. Mbuemo been poor needs 6 goes for. 1 goal, Cunha what's he done 1 assist all season, Martinez made lots of mistakes, even Lammens made his fair share, midfield been non existent and we take our only truly great player out of the team! I heard it all now, but of course RedMan will agree with you.

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18 Oct 2026 19:26:57
For me yes. I never really liked him so much. I don't think its bad only now. He creates a lot of low probability chances, but if you always give the ball to attackers some of them balls will become goals.

Not big deal.
I think he is a liability. Part of the problem we are not very solid and lose the ball so much. It reminds me Gerrard, when his coach took him from the center because as great as he was he was tactically bad.

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18 Oct 2026 19:39:08
Heaven,

"If you always give the balls to attackers so lf them will become goals". I mean that's literally what an assist is. He hasn't been great so far this season (he often starts slowly) but to suggest he's always been bad is madness, he's been brilliant for us. If it's that easy to create chances I'm sure his assist record will be broken pretty soon.

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18 Oct 2026 19:57:49
That's not my point. Sometimes you see a pass or play a good pass. Bruno is trying to make things happen, to create chaos amd chance after chance even if each chance has low probability of scoring.
Throw this process you can have a lot of assists. I know very well that his chance creation last year was of low quality chances, yet he broke the record. Asist is a very overrated metric, means nothing a lot of times it depends on attackers to score the goal.

So if there is a period in which attackers scores even half chances then you will have a lot if assists.
Do you remember the "super creative" Pogba having 4 assists in one match (against Leeds;) and 6-7 in his first 4 games ; People think back then it means something, he is going to break the record. But It means nothing and guess how much assists he had overall the same season.

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18 Oct 2026 21:46:56
That's comedy gold right there.

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18 Oct 2026 23:09:15
Think we're overlooking the fact Bruno isn't no where near fit Definetly carrying something yet still plays full 90 every week.

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18 Oct 2026 23:11:18
Keefy you can just express your opinion. Its not like you own or know the only truth andf everyone else opinion is comedy. I told my arguments (reasonings) many times, if you want oppose them. If not scroll down if you may.


You know i am at exactly the opposite side, i don't understand people that watch United so many years and don't see that this headless chicken is part of the problem. But i try not to insult someone, try to do the same.

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18 Oct 2026 23:34:30
Last couple of games it seems that carrick has tweaked the system a bit and is trying to find a more solid midfield combo. As a result Bruno is being played out of position and is being shoehorned in just so he starts, just thought it might be wiser to leave him out a bit and start someone else in their preferred position.

If he's carrying a knock then there's even more reason to do that. Not saying I'm right was just an opinion and I get where others who disagree, are coming from.

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18 Oct 2026 23:36:04
Insult? Okay.

Bruno whilst perhaps not ideal is the best thing we have had for a number of years. Chances created/attempted means goals. Of course it is a subjective metric but it's the people putting it in the net we have been lacking.

GDS hit the nail on the head.

Don't be so easily offended if someone disagrees or you will have a hard time of it on here!

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19 Oct 2026 08:27:41
He remians our best post-Fergie, which isn't in itself a reason to keep picking him, but I don't see anyone else with a shred of his creativity or ability to turn a game with one second. Until there's a better option or he's unable to walk I'd keep him in.

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19 Oct 2026 12:53:52
Thats your opinion Keefy and i respect that. I completetly disagree ofcourse. While he is an excelent technically-wise footballer with great vision, he is better suited to street football.
I don't think he is good at pressing, not a smart presser. He doesn't make the team tick, like for example the great David Silva did. He is not effective in crowded places and very often, when against low blocks, instead of hold his position and make a small dribble to open the opponent defence, he goes wide to just make crosses.

Ofcourse he was always too slow to play for a high energy press team like Klops team of Peps.
The only argument is about numbers-i don't think numbers is only about ability. It is about role also. Put even Tielemans there, with the clear role to be our creator, and he will have similar numbers, maybe a little less, but with highest probability.

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19 Oct 2026 12:58:06
And don't get me started about his character. I can't understand how you like such a moaner. Yesterday alone he went 3 times in Referres ears without any reason.

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19 Oct 2026 13:43:31
I agree that he has to play but he's a whinging person!
I can't bear his constant throwing his hands in the air antics and running over at the referee and constantly complaining.
It drives me insane, grow up and concentrate on the game!

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19 Oct 2026 18:22:41
Rooney used to be forever running over and complaining to the referee, strange how people see things to there own narrative.

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19 Oct 2026 18:50:59
Ofcourse you will say what you want Je Suis, but i had problem with Rooney too, although he was twice the player Bruno is and maybe the best teenager i have ever seen. I have problem with every player, even the ones i like, going like headless chickens at referres without reason.

I think its part of the problem with bad reffering, always pressuring them to give them something. Otherwise its not good for the team the constant moaning and nerves they bring.

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19 Oct 2026 20:11:56
Only thing you said that makes sense is poor standard of refereeing
Messi did not stop in the referees ear too, it's football culture it's not right, but to not like a player because of it. Well means not many players you do like.

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19 Oct 2026 22:38:27
At least i had one right. You have one too, i can't stant a lot of players, moaners mainly.

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18 Oct 2026 17:51:10
I didn't watch, and was out anyway.

Were there any signs of improvement? How did the midfield 3 with Baleba, Santos and Tielemans fare?

Should Lacey get Amad's place?

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18 Oct 2026 18:25:39
I am in the minority but yes there was good signs. Without Bruno we were better and certainly more compact at the center. Both Santos and especially Baleba had a good game. Maybe Tielemans had his best with us with the double pivot providing steal behind him.


I don't think they will, but that must be a performance to build on. Stay compact, win some games ugly (we could win ugly today), bring the confidence up and then start from there. In both the atleti and Leeds game we were more solid and better overall.

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18 Oct 2026 18:44:53
We had Bruno, Mount, Tielemans, Cunha, Amad and Mbeumo on the field and none of them played in their best positions.

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18 Oct 2026 18:50:48
Thought the middle was much better. had legs and looked half decent. Its something because I feared a hammering pre game, so to see constructive passes movement and energy pleased me. Also we didn't buckle when leeds scored, another plus. feared a total collapse. It's not much but its better. simply need a few wins thou.

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18 Oct 2026 19:25:42
Wow, anyone who thinks that was good what are you judging us on the quality of the game was atrocious, virtually every player was out of position but all worked harder, but that don't make it any good, Draw was about fair .
And if we now saying Santos and Teilemans were good in that game. Well I'm speechless.

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18 Oct 2026 19:42:21
I think there has been signs of improvement in the last 2 games, we should have won in Madrid. Yoro was brilliant again, as he was in Madrid until the ridiculous red card.

Draw was probably about right on the balance of the game, we deserved to go ahead when we did but 2nd half Leeds pushed hard before their goal. A point at Leeds isn't a bad result in the grand scheme of things, they have had a good start to the season and pushed Arsenal hard last week, but we really need to start winning games as soon as possible.

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18 Oct 2026 16:08:04
7 points in 7 games, 13th position, 2 points above the relegation zone. With no striker, no left back, a failed Championship manager in charge, are we now in a relegation battle?

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18 Oct 2026 16:16:42
Rinse and repeat Red Man. Stick a few plasters on every year and promise things are gonna get better and then when s*** hits the fan start over again. Carrick should never have got the permanent job but it's not his fault entirely. The people above him are as much out of their depth as he is. Until we are under good hands things will never change.

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18 Oct 2026 16:22:37
No, we are not.

No doubt a disappointment to you, as I can see little that would make you happier.

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18 Oct 2026 16:28:20
Agree with IWOTB, not in a RB yet, and unlikely to be this season at all as not enough quality in the league to force is down to that level.

At the very least you have Hull, Coventry, Ipswich, palace and Fulham. Hey throw in spurs and we should be fine!

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18 Oct 2026 16:33:31
Amad gets the ball, work some space inside. 6 or so players waiting on the box for a cross and he shoots wide. That is who we are. A tragic collection of misfit individualistic who don't work well as a team.

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18 Oct 2026 16:38:01
100% we are, i'm not even sure what United can actually do? Its so rotten maybe its doomed to relegation and its exactly what the glazers and rat deserve.

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18 Oct 2026 17:05:37
Spurs will finish above us.

Amad was poor today one foot wonder.

No striker

It's going to be a long season and a fight to get top 6

Comes to something when we are happy to come away with a draw.

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18 Oct 2026 18:28:38
I'm not sure how u can say that we aren't. 7 points from 7 games. Guff in most of those and struggled against all the teams around us. If u go by name alone then we aren't but this isn't the Manchester United of old so we definitely are. Wonder how long before the board admit that carrick was a mistake, one of many by them?! Next international break? , after Christmas? Or drag it out until near the end of the season and change like spurs did if we r in danger of the drop?! Results and performances are not better than under RA but then again he only got the boot for calling Wilcox out, something carrick will never do.

Really would like to think we will turn it around, I'm just not so sure we will.

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18 Oct 2026 18:48:44
Not in a million years. I see this brought up every other year. Pure hyperbole.

It won't happen.

If it ever does, I'll buy everyone on here a pint.

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18 Oct 2026 19:44:28
No, just like every other season when people start this nonsense, we are not in a relegation battle after 7 games. We've been unlucky in a few games not to get a result and have had a bad start and there are still 7 teams below us.

We will finish top half, whether we push for top 4/6 who knows, but need to start putting chances away.

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18 Oct 2026 22:02:57
Ah we are definitely too good to go down.

Usually one club gets caught up at the bottom, last season it was Spurs. We have a Championship level Manager but yep too good to go down.

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19 Oct 2026 00:50:10
Red man,

I'd be willing to bet any money in the world that we don't go down mate, we get this every year. If you've watched the games so far and think we will go down then I don't know what to say. Results haven't been good enough, but they will come.

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19 Oct 2026 06:10:53
GDS

Do I think we will go down? No. I think even the idiots in charge will change the manager and buy in January. However, we are right now looking over our shoulders only 2 points above the drop zone and in a mess. If nothing changes and looking at the games coming up with no strikers we could get caught up in it at least for a while.

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19 Oct 2026 08:17:21
We won't go down that's for sure, not sure what 7 games GDS watched and especially the last two that we got better. LOL Mr Manchester Andy needs an assistant he sees lots of things that just ain't there too .

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18 Oct 2026 15:57:55
CATW!!

EPL win % 14.3!!

Overall win % 20%!!

Amazing.

I will say, it was refreshing to see some of the changes made, and I think he may even come good.

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